Episode: August 8 2011

Crimson Lights.
Lily and Daniel still exist! I'd forgotten about them. Hey, you crazy smoochin' kids! Lily's says she's over Cane, and in my head I heard 'backed over Cane' and the mental picture made me chuckle. Nice driving, Lily!

Jimmy's Bar.
Oh, there's mind-fucking liar Cane! He looks sad. Here comes Colin, his dad who fucked up his life, to spread some joy. Cane's batshit insane momma, Genevieve, arrives to complete the dysfunctional family portrait.

"Well! If it isn't my beloved, mother-fucking, cock-sucking family!"

GCPD Station.
Useless Paul joins useless Ronan and asks if he can be of any use. Ronan has no idea. Paul decides this is a good time to remind Ronan that he's a douchebag liver-stealer. Ronan does not give a fuck.

Chancellor Estate.
Ronan's mother Nina is still trying to track Chance down, and runs smack into a wall of red tape and excuses. Esther and Jill watch Nina melt down, silently exchanging money on the bet they made earlier about when she'd lose it.

Crimson Lights.
Kevin and Chloe exist, too. Chloe's complaining about how much her daughter misses Billy, the little toddler bitch. Kevin points out that Chloe might have an attitude problem.

Victoria's House.
Victor's stopped by again to shoot down Victoria's dreams after first supporting them. She WTF's all over the living room. Victor tells her about the Abby confession tape still floating around out there. Victoria tells Victor about Genevieve's strange visit to Newman Enterprises.

Jimmy's Bar.
Cane's unstable mom and dad intended to get can't-handle-the-stairs drunk. Everyone insults everyone else. Feels like family on Thanksgiving! Colin still has his squinty little rat's eyes on Jill.

Chancellor Estate.
Jill bitches about Cane, and Billy, and those stupid plastic shrink-wrap packages you can't open.

Crimson Lights.
Lily and Daniel keep talking about what a dick Cane is. She decides to file for divorce. Lily should have done that ages ago, but, idiot.

Idiot.

Chloe apologizes to Kevin. Christ, she's high maintenance. They realize they have no chemistry whatsoever and decide to ignore the fact and stay together. Good job.

Jimmy's Bar.
If words were fists this would be a ten-round bloodbath. All jabs. Genevieve leaves.

Victoria's House.
Blah blah Abby's a dumb fuck blah blah Genevieve's just trouble blah Victoria tries Billy again blah.

GCPD Station.
Nina arrives to take back the liver Ronan stole from Chance, even if she has to rip it out with her goddamn bare hands.

Crimson Lights.
Esther tells Chloe about Chance's disappearance.

GCPD Station.
Nina's got tons of really legitimate questions for Ronan, who is a total douche about everything.

Douche.

Crimson Lights.
Lily and Daniel talk the logistics of divorce. They seem surprisingly stupid on the subject, considering they divorced each other and thus have some experience in the area. Lily heads out to tell Cane she's
dumpstering him.

Victoria's House.
Genevieve pops in unannounced to give her condolences about Diane's death. Boy, is she out of the loop. Victoria's as sad about Diane's death as she is about poor people suffering.

Crimson Lights.
Esther tells Chloe about Chance's disappearance. Daniel and Kevin gossip like housewives under the hairdryers.

Jimmy's Bar.
Colin wants to be closer to Cane, who wants to wrap Colin around a stop sign until he snaps like kindling. Colin leaves and Lily enters to tell Cane she's divorcing him.

Victoria's House.
Genevieve's gone, or has mutated into a copy of Jill, who asks where Billy is. Victoria has no clue in general, and no clue where Billy is specifically.

Athletic Club.
Victor's pretending that a punching bag is the middle class. Punch harder, Victor! Genevieve enters.

Specially-made bag, stuffed with ashes of peasants.

GCPD Station.
Paul tries to coax tiger-mom Nina out of the room but she's locked her sights on Ronan. Ronan wisely ducks out.

Athletic Club.
Genevieve introduces herself to Victor. She'd like to work over the punching bag herself so Victor teaches her how to beat on the help when they're late to work. I think they're flirting, but they're past a certain age, so I'd rather pretend they just both got gas at the same time.

Athletic Club Dining Room.
Colin's arrived to get his lush on. He spots Jill looking all sad.

Jimmy's Bar.
Cane gives Lily a hard time about the divorce. She wavers because, idiot.

Idiot.

Crimson Lights.
Lily arrives to tell Daniel about what went down with Cane. Daniel talks common sense and Lily ignores it because, idiot.

IDIOT.

Jimmy's Bar.
Cane looks lovingly at a picture of his kids, who he helped his father nearly kidnap.

GCPD Station.
Blah blah Ronan.

Crimson Lights.
Blah blah Kevin, Esther leaves. Ronan enters and says hi to Chloe. Kevin interrupts to kick Ronan the hell out of his shitty coffee shop.

Athletic Club Dining Room.
Colin consoles Jill, who is actually receptive to the kidnapping crime lord because, idiot. Genevieve arrives at an utterly coincidental moment, just in time to see Colin hugging Jill.

Also an idiot.

Victoria's House.
Victor and Victoria's chat about Genevieve is interrupted by a phone call from Hong Kong Airlines, telling her Billy left his phone on the plane along with two angry Thai hookers and a meth pipe. Billy, Billy, Billy...