Victoria's House.
What a fucking snoozer to open the show on. Victor is working Victoria's little chewing-gum brain against the love of her life, stinky drunken gambling baby-trader Billy.
Tucker's "pad".
Ashley's packing up as much of Tucker's shit as she can get away with to hock, when Tucker enters. Tucker can't tell a profit report from a Chinese Take-Out menu and orders fried noodles and a quart of 'Monthly Accrued Compound Interest' from the Jade Palace.
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| Whoops! Busted! And, busty... |
Wicked old bag Katherine enters with Neil, sipping tea and patting themselves on the back for taking advantage of her son Tucker's grievous injuries for fun and profit. Neil's tie has more maternal instinct than Katherine does. Her top priority, other than kicking some orphans in the head, is to re-gain Jabot.
Prison Visitor Room.
Sam's hanging with Sharon, talking about Diane's brutal murder. Just casual talk, you know.
Adam's Suite.
Adam's escorting the slut he screwed the night of the murder to his suite, when lawyer Avery cock-blocks. Adam hints he knows who she is and she handles it in stride. Inside the suite, Adam asks the slut (Elena) to be his alibi.
GCPD Station.
Ronan stares at the Big Board O' Clues, because it is slightly reflective and he can see himself in it. A kop asks Ronan who he thinks did the dirty deed and he circles Adam's name.
Swiss Boarding School.
Oh boy, here we go. Jack's gotta tell Kyle that his mother's head got inverted with a brick. It does not go well.
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| Bye, Kyle's sanity! |
Adam hurriedly stuffs Elena in a foot locker when Ronan comes a-knockin'.
Chancellor Estate.
Katherine and Neil continue to plot to fuck over Tucker.
Tucker's "pad".
Bicker bicker bicker. Ashley leaves. Tucker calls Katherine a "clown", which explains her make-up.
Victoria's House.
Yawn!
Adam's Suite.
Ronan questions Adam's shitty alibi. Elena and both her massive titties pop up out of the footlocker to vouch for Adam. Ta da!
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| Ta ta! |
Chit chat. Seriously, show? How about a conversation about the wallpaper?
Victoria's House.
Snore! Ashley arrives. No word about Billy.
Swiss Boarding School.
Kyle stares out the window, letting his broken soul teach the night something new about darkness.
Victoria's House.
Please light this set on fire so they can't have any more scenes here. Please. There's money involved.
Adam's Suite.
Battle of the smug. Adam tells Elena that Adam's suspect number one in the murder of Diane Jenkins, and Elena's sorta freaked. Ronan sends her away so he and Adam can have a pissing contest without her seeing their tiny dicks.
Tucker's "pad".
Tucker's busting some lowly worker for trying to steal his private information and sell it. Fired!
Chancellor Estate.
Neil kinda backs up Katherine's attempts to destroy Tucker's marriage. When did Neil turn to the dark side?
Prison Visitor Room.
Avery arrives to talk Sharon's case. The phrase "You're totally fucked" comes up so often Avery should have it tattooed on her forehead.
Adam's Suite.
Adam's got a headache and its name is "Detective Molloy". Ronan's been through Adam's credit card records and calls bullshit on his alibi's timeline. He then pretends not to have a search warrant and then - BAM! Lays it out. Douchebag for justice!
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| Douchebag for justice. |
Victor calls someone about something at some time.
Prison Visitor Room.
Avery's got the Innocence Foundation working on Sharon's case Sharon learns this foundation is really just a bunch of pimply-faced, undescended-testicled college freshmen whose voices haven't changed yet. She is not heartened.
Victoria's House.
I'm just fucking skipping this scene as a matter of sanity preservation. If anything valuable got said or done here, I'll never know it or give a shit about it. Moving on.
Tucker's "pad".
Katherine's arrived to punch Tucker in the groin. Hi Katherine! She wants to get Tucker to sign some papers he can't even understand. He balks.
Victoria's House.
Blah blah Billy blah blah men suck. Ashley gets an email from Billy - he's fine.
Prison Visitor Room.
Have I ever given a show one star yet? Temptation, temptation...
Adam's Suite.
Adam's stuff is getting tossed by the kops. They find his Harvard class ring. Oh, no! Diane's corpse had an imprint in it that was just this shape!
Jack's House.
Apparently taking the fastest fucking plane on earth, Kyle and Jack arrive. Kyle mopes over his dead mommy. Suck it up, loser! Victor arrives as Kyle goes to his room. Victor just thought he'd mention that he owns Kyle's ass now. Jack DUHWHAAAAA?'s all over the place.
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