Victoria's House.
Seriously, show, you've got to start opening with scenes that are interesting. I'm lucky I wasn't operating heavy machinery during this scene, which consisted of Victoria watching television. That's right, I watched someone watch television on television. Riveting. Anyway, Abby's on the boob(s) tube, totally wrecking Victoria's stupid scheme to have the Naked Heiress be Beauty of Nature's spokes-slut.
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| Idiot. |
Batshit insane Genevieve enjoys watching Abby's self-destruction over a nice warm cup of something.
Gloworm.
Diane's on the phone with Kyle making sure he's still alive. He is. Moving along. She joins sexy fail lawyer Leslie at a table to talk about suing Victor Newman for being an asshole or something and Jack interrupts, wondering where the hell Kyle is.
Sharon's Cell.
I was about to say Sharon might as well move in to the visiting room, because I don't think she's been in an actual cell since she arrived. But here she is and Victor's joined her to help her and - whoops! Just a daydream. Fuck you, show. But you know who does visit? Good ol' bumpkin Sam. Yee haw good buddy!
Adam's Suite.
Adam finishes a giant cup of 100% crazy juice, just to get himself ready to face Victor at the door. It's like discovering a pile of scrotums in an Armani suit on your stoop. Victor's here to make Adam pay for what he did to Sharon. Actually, you old fuck, you are the one who framed her for murder. Not Adam. Christ.
Sharon's Cell.
Sam's not too thrilled to find out Adam actually did have the evidence. I'm feelin' a little fisticuffs in Adam's future...
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| Yep. Fight's a-brewin'. |
But not from Grandpa here, demanding the evidence from a playing-stupid Adam.
Gloworm.
Jack wants to know where Kyle is and Diane makes up some dumbfuck excuse Jack won't buy. So she turns it into an argument about money. This woman can't lie to save her life. Jack makes the mistake of threatening her in front of witnesses. Well, there's Victor's plausible deniability when Diane turns up dead: Jack could also be the killer. Just ask the drunks from Gloworm!
Newman Conference Room.
Crazy Genevieve strolls in to offer her non-existent services to Victoria and Abby. She pulls out her mafia resume and the two dimwits are like "Oooh!"
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| OMG You are so right! I am awesome! |
Jack still wants to know where his son is. Diane is still dodging. Jack demands she get Kyle on the phone now.
Sharon's Cell.
Sam vows to help Sharon out of this pickle. This vet's got a soft spot for dumb critters of all shapes and sizes!
Adam's Suite.
Back and forth blah blah. Victor's intent on crushing Adam's nuts in his cold withered hands.
Gloworm.
Diane balks at calling Kyle and Jack cranks up the pressure. He's getting physically aggressive in front of witnesses and it's always good to see Jack shoot himself in the foot by giving his sworn enemy, Victor, everything he needs to get away with murder.
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| Deacon: a witness who hates rich people. Good luck Jack! |
Crazy Genevieve throws some stupid marketing ideas at the two idiots and they are so fucking floored by her genius!
Sharon's Cell.
Sam's back from a phone call to the uncooperative DA. Country doc's a little worked up that evil strolls the earth as Adam.
Adam's Suite.
Adam's leaving threats on Diane's voice mail. Excellent way to make friends, baby-napper!
Gloworm.
Diane and bartender Deacon dish over Jack's tantrum. He advises her to stay away from powerful men and, how can she get herself killed if she does that? She's clearly on a self-destructive life mission. She vows to him that she's gonna wreck all of their asses soon. Deacon's intrigued.
Plywood Forest.
Jack bumps into Genevieve and buys her a lemonade. There's romance brewing between the two. No, wait, those are urine samples. My bad!
Crimson Lights.
Victor's meeting with Avery, a pretty New York lawyer he's trying to hire to get Sharon out of jail. She's on the fence about taking on the case.
Adam's Suite.
It's fisticuffs time! A righteously angry Sam arrives to kick the ever-loving shit out of Adam. Wheee! Good times!
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| Wheee! |
Deacon's plying all sorts of dirt out of drunken Diane about her plans to ruin Genoa City's elite. He's game if she wants his help - and she does. Turns out Deacon's got Abby's confession about almost killing Tucker on video ...
Newman Conference Room.
Crazy Genevieve is gone, leaving frick and frack alone to celebrate Abby's success as an Attention Whore. Um, congratulations..?
Plywood Forest.
Jack and Genevieve sittin' in a tree, T-A-L-K-I-N-G. You're doing it wrong, kids.
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| "Are we kissing? Is this kissing?" |
Sam storms out, leaving a bloodied Adam shouting taunts at him. What a girl.
Plywood Forest.
Jack and Genevieve part ways with plans for a dinner date when Jack gets back from his business trip. He calls his assistant to find out more about Abby's TV appearance.
Newman Conference Room.
The idiot sisters bond.
Gloworm.
Deacon shows Diane the damning video of Victor's daughter Abby confessing. She buys it off him for a measly hundred bucks. I'm beginning to understand why Deacon's just a poor bartender.
Sharon's Cell.
Sam's back. Sharon notices the Adam's-face-shaped bruises on his knuckles. Victor strolls in with Avery, whose taking the case.
Adam's Suite.
Man-bitch Adam takes a mysterious call from a mysterious person asking for money for something mysterious. He's all mysterious about it.
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